These friends usually don't contact each other. It's like they are too sick to even lift a finger or type one word. But once they meet, they can chat almost to their last breath.
It's a remarkably peculiar way to cheat on somebody. The cheat is on no aspect any match to the lawful, but the affair still happens under some mysterious force that can't be apprehended.
Make-Believe Weight Losing
These people want to lose weight so much. They believe that they're trying to lose weight and they believe that they're trying really hard to lose weight. But their methodology is really weird. They can make themselves believe that the ice in the cola can annihilate the calories, that ice cream contains no calory because it's cold, that bubble tea is healthy and calory-free since the milk and tea in it are healthy.
It's a way of seeing 2 individuals as a couple, which has been getting mature in recent years. These people see couples everywhere, no matter the genders or sexual orientations of the individuals. They don't even care about whether they're humans or not.
These people seem to have really good jobs, fat income, harmonious families and interesting life. But you only see this on the social media.
These people seem to be besties. They have fun together. They go shopping together. But in fact they hate each other and often make sabotage behind each other's back.
This refers to those friends who pretend that they didn't see anything even if they found your secret social media accounts. Please cherish this kind of people.
It means longing for food even when you're not hungry at all. Eating makes these people's souls whole.
This refers to the time you spend accumulating energy before you start working and the time you need to cooldown after you finish some work. The ratio is usually 10 minutes of work with half an hour of smartphone-playing
No End in Sight
Checked. No hairline.
Shower-Imposed Mental Disorder
This refers to the self-obsession you develop after taking a shower. The major symptoms include suddenly seeing yourself as attractive and keeping appreciating yourself in the mirror.
This refers to a friend who really has a service spirit. It's them who roast the food when you go barbecue together. It's them who make sure the meat get cooked when you have a hot pot together. It's them who peel the shells when you have crayfish together.
This means the mental attack which fat people endure after seeing those who have perfect bodies posing photos which are too naked.
Fast Disappearing Goods
It means those things that disappear really fast right after you purchase them, such as hairpins and nail clippers.
This usually happens when people read constellation analyses. They nod in agreement whenever they read something that speaks highly of them. And they decide it's nonsense whenever they come across anything not so flattering.
Universal Luck Repellent
Never won a lottery. Never had a real relationship. Can't fall asleep easily at night. Sucks in studying. Sucks in gaming, too.
This refers to those who nominally have weekends and holidays but in fact just work in different places.
Scriptwriter-Style Film Watching
These people don't mind getting spoilers. Sometimes they even search for plot description themselves. They have to have the whole storyline under their control. They can't tolerate anything that runs outside their expectation.
Matrimonial-Agency-Style Film Watching
No matter what kind of films these people watch, they only care about one thing: Who dates who.
Advertiser-Style Film Watching
For these people, the storyline is not that important. Whatever they watch, they sharply notice all the brand exposures in it. And they automatically evaluate the commercial supports each actor or actress has. And they naturally think about if these people have signed some curious contracts and if they are about to have their affairs exposed.
Class-Struggle-Style Film Watching
For these people, the main reason to watch a film is to criticize it afterwards. They can criticize almost everything, including the genre, the value, the story structure, actor's acting skills, how they look and who the maim audiences are. And these people sometimes deliberately watch those films which they know they won't like, just to be able to criticize it and give it a low score online.